dont forget the part where you pretend you’re having a really sad moment in the rain
And the period shower where you stand and watch the blood flowing down the drain as if you just got back from a war or brawl.
As a girl I can confirm that all of this happens.
Yes it does.
It really does
the penis people’s showers are so boring compared to this
This guy wants to be mad but can’t
my favourite thing ever
Flaphack #10: The final hack! How about a delicious, fluffy pillow for all of your pancake dreams?
Denny’s I will find you help
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
Why don’t I own this?
The designer is here: http://www.pengtaodesign.com/pages/tea_time.html
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.
Wheaton’s War: The only winning move is to play more games.